You’re a background character in your own life.

That guy’s brain is an unseasoned skillet.

Eat an entire sea of dicks.

Old Man-No-Computer — someone who shouldn’t be working in IT

I’m a Khaleesi – I’m not afraid to eat a horse’s heart!

My eyes wasted their time by reading that comment.

(From a Reddit post): No one has ever been proud of you.

(From a Reddit post) Can’t you people just quietly choke on your horse paste?

(From a Reddit post): You are a burden on society and under no circumstances be allowed to use scissors.

(From a Reddit post): I can feel your virginity from your mom’s basement from here.

(From a Reddit post): How severe is your inbreeding?

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